I know this was last weeks news, but I like when they loop the video and show the dude punch her repeatedly.  Shit is hilarious.  Poor Snooki getting punched makes me snicker evilly.  Again, I don’t watch the show, but this kinda shit is making me want too.  I am waiting for one of the cast members sex tape or dirty pictures to “magically pop up” on the internet.  Everyone and their grandmother seems to have a sex tape nowadays, it’s just a matter of time before we see J-WOWW or Snooki taking it in the seat.

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This washed up asshole wrote a book. He really gets the scumbag of the year award for this one.  He tried to throw everyone under the bus by saying they all did drugs and screwed each other while they were on the show.  I am sure his skinny dorky gawky ass was doing the same exact thing, but he has no shame.  I guess that’s because he is just as big of a geek as he was in the show in real life.  This book will make the best sellers list because I think most people who watched the show will buy it.  They all want to know what this “porn star” foreclosure having bankrupt dork has to say about all the people that outshined him in the show.  Even Mr. Belding got more ass than poor little Screechy.  Here are some pictures of Jesse Spano naked pole dancing, A.C. Slater’s dimples, Kelly Capowski’s nipples, Zack Morris the Leprechaun, Lisa Turtle’s bad plastic surgery and of course Dustin Dickhead’s sex tape.  Dustin, I give your book one dick, well cause you’re a dick. 

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