Taylor Swift went to some Halloween party to celebrate the birthday of Katy Perry’s massive jugs.  It looks like it was a real interesting party as it looked if everyone went paintballing…but they didn’t.  Apparently, it was a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory themed party.  Sounds like just an excuse for Taylor Swift to hump and Nazi and Russell Brand to motorboat her boobs. Taylor is the real story here.  I wonder if Taylor is thinking about becoming a Nazi after what Kanye West did to her at the Grammy’s?  Maybe it triggered her racist side and she threw caution to the wind, or maybe some idiot just grabbed her for a quick picture.

Lindsay Lohan out for Halloween dressed as some kind or slutty animal.  Not much changes for the Lohan clan, holiday or not.  She has really been skanking it out lately.  Now these pictures below are just a prime example of what happens to a girl who gets too much fame early and blah blah blah blah.. We all know that friggin story and I am certain it will keep repeating itself as long as the world keeps spinning.  Jodie Sweeten is another example of how being a cute little girl actress can turn you into a drug devouring cleavagey hag who occasionally lets your fallopian tubes fall out of your pants.  Check the pics below for sluttification.

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Pamela Anderson is not broke.  She just likes living in a trailer on a beach.. It’s a “double wide” trailer, after being with Tommy Lee, I am not surprised!  She lives in Malibu. Her sons dressed as bananas.  She said that her one son was flashing a big banana and Kimmel said that with Tommy as the father he was not surprised. She handed out caramel apples as her trick or treats.  She was on there to plug her new perfume called, “Malibu” how original.  I guess “Beach Trailer” wasn’t a good marketing name.  I heard a rumor that if you spray it on your chest it makes your tits grow, but that probably just as true as that Rogaine Foam regrows hair. Anyway, I put some hot Pam pics on here just to satisfy my own boredom over her stupid new STANK perfume.

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This sounds interesting. I think I will call the Guinness Book of World Records and see how many vaginas one woman has had.  I guess if she has a kid, it would be like picking whether you want to take the Holland Tunnel or the Lincoln Tunnel.  Either way I am sure the baby won’t hit any traffic unless she’s  in a “jam”.    She gives new meaning to the term “double fisting”.  I would have a lot of questions if  I was doing her.  Should I just use one?  Should I  switch it up during and go back and forth?  Should I alternate days?  Should I stick my foot in the other one?  Anyway, maybe she will answer some of those questions on Friday’s show.  Her name is Lauren Williams and here are some quotes from the upcoming show:

Lauren Williams: “I’ve got two uteruses. Just one to each (fallopian tube), then they go down to two cervixes, and then it did go down to the two vaginas.” Williams, who was diagnosed with two vaginas when she was 25-years-old, also believes she has 2 periods.

Lauren Williams: “I think so because my periods generally last about 21 days…When I was a teenager I had really heavy periods…I would have to change pads every hour.” Tyra also questions Williams on her ability to have children and was amazed by her answer.

I guess the whole 21 day period would make her boyfriend, if she can keep one with all that PMS, pretty aggravated, unless only one of them had the “red stop sign” at a time.  I never watch Tyra, but this should be an interesting one.  I will DVR that.  And can you guess the rating, I give it two hard ones, one for each hole.

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Someone just emailed me an article with this advertisement found in a newspaper in Thailand for a plastic surgery clinic.    I guess you can be anything you want there.  That must really be the “land of the free”  If you want you can go and become a woman with a flat stomach, nice cans, and a smooth looking face for under 5 grand.  That is crazy!  The best one is that you can have your junk cut off (orchiectomy) for only $125.00!! Sick!

I imagine that we are going to see nothing quite this extreme on David Hasselhoff’s new reality show.  Let’s hope that the show’s editors and producers are out to make him look like the wastoid that he is.  That may be the whole point of the show.  They will surely have his trainwreck daughters on there.  They aren’t really hot or anything, but maybe they will show how he interacts with those spoiled rich bitches. I remember hearing one of them tried to commit suicide. When I heard that , I almost cried, but farted instead. I am highly doubting that you will see his white trash ex Pamela Bach on there though.  Anyway, if everyone gets liquored up I am sure that A&E will have a hit show on their hands, for once.  Below find pics of the Hoff doing what he does best, humping random girl, making nice with his trashy daughters and posing in a bikini.

Here’s Rihanna out and about  with her new haircut!  What an awful stylist she must have! Seriously, I know what really happen, she did the girl thing. Girls will cut their hair or do something drastic to it when they get upset.. That being said, she just came on TV to talk about when Brown Chris beat the shit out of her.  She failed to mention that she probably deserved it and did attack him first, but nobody would believe that anyway.  Princess Rihanna is now Woman Of  The Year according to Glamour Magazine.  What a crock of shit that is!  I guess if you live to talk after your boyfriend throws a beating on you and you don’t become an alcaholic or a drug addict, Glamour will just give you that award.  Personally I don’t think she is deserving.  And for all you girls that go and copy that hairstyle, I think she may have just done it to match her Halloween Costume! So take that into consideration.  You can ask your stylist for the Rihanna Cheetah Flinstone Look!

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Here is a picture of Mariah Carey looking all kinds of fat in her swimsuit.  What would possess her to wear something that so obviously shows off her  FUPA is beyond me.  She was recently on the Jay Leno show or one of those other shows and tripped walking out on the stage.  I guess her belly button drooped down too far and got caught on one of her slutty high heels. I remember when she used to be really hot and looked great, but now that she is banging Nick Cannon and his cannon is shooting his cannonballs all over her she doesn’t care anymore and just let herself go.  I know she is getting older, but look at Courtney Cox, she still looks awesome! No excuses when you are in the spotlight.  I look for her to be the next Kirstie Alley soon, and be on The Biggest Loser. Below is a picture of the Mariah we all know and love, and then what she has become in a white bikini built for an mid 90′s Roseanne Barr.  I am sad to say that this is as excited as the new Mariah makes me.  On a scale of 5 it just gets not even a full Dick Up. 

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Here is Ferras Alqaisi, the new piece for the Queen of the Screech on American Idol, Adam Lambert.  I think Adam is way out of his league and Lambert was probably feeling down about his break up with his ex and just picked up this guy when they were getting their nails done.  Ferras sorta looks like Turtle from Entourage.  I didn’t think that Adam would go for a guy with a scruffy beard.  He is probably just using him to get his daily dose of manmeat. Adam said that he will date while he is on tour, so boys get your buttplugs ready! Anyway, check out below Ferras’s Facebook profile pic, guess he likes to play house with women too.