This Herme said she is still gonna tour even tho Kanye West cancelled his part of the show!  How dare she! She needs him to be there to get up and grab the mic from her and say how much better Eryka Badu is!

What’s really funny is when you Google Image search Lady Gaga, it says Related Searches lady gaga hermaphrodite.

Ha! Anyway, I didn’t think this bitch could get any uglier, but as you can see from above, she was much worse.  She looked like Courtney Love and Bette Midler had a donut eating contest and their faces morphed together.

Joey is getting a new show!Again! If you don’t know why I call him Joey, get the fuck off my page and go back to your cave.

His last show was a frigging atrocity. What a piece of shit. Even Adriana’s smokin hot body couldn’t save   that piece of shit.  Again, if you don’t know who Adriana with smokin hot tits  is, get the fuck off my page.

So this should be interesting for him to try to play himself.  Maybe they will call Drea De Matteo ( her real name for you cave dwellers) to guest star and make the show a little more titillating.
I also heard Matthew Perry is getting a new sitcom.  I enjoyed The Whole Nine Yards, but at this point I can’t even remember another movie that he was in.  So stick to the shows  we can see in the TV Guide  Chanandler Bong!

Kimbo “Lice” Slice must have had crazy little fleas in his beard and all over his half shaven chest… seriously whats up with that. I thought he did that to get a tattoo or something, but i see no new ink on that dude.  I guess it’s part of his intimidation factor “grrrrrrrrr look at my half shaven pubic chest and my super outtie lugnut bellybutton”  Anyway, he got layed on by this fat hick redneck for 2 rounds and they stopped the fight after Cuntry punched him in coconut about 15 times.  That fat bastard started talkin shit to Rampage Jackson afterwards and nearly had Rampage knock him out.  I am sure Dana White will conjure a thought outta that bald ass head of his to get Kimbo to fight again on the show.  The guys really suck this season, Kimblo is the only excitement.

So this chick is skankin it up for Timberlake now. I think Justin is N Syncin his meat in her Barbados hole.  She must like guys who can dance.  I bet she fucked Usher and climbed into Michael Jackson’s coffin and Jacked Him Son!!! Either way she deserves another black eye, maybe Biel will use some of her masculine strength and chuck her a beating.