Movie Review The Last House On The Left

I'm crawling in the mud because I had my butt raped

I usually don’t watch movies like this where people are running through the woods to get away from the bad guy, but I gave this one a chance.  I actually liked it and would recommend it to anyone.  It was a solid story and even though it was a remake, still a good flick. Even Lucius from Gladiator is in it.  Spencer Treat Clark is all grown up and looking quite Mongoloid and serial killer-ish.  I actually had a couple Life Goes On flashbacks.

Lucius the tard

If you like the girl who does the striptease (Martha MacIsaac) from Superbad, well she is in it. If you don’t like her, they stab her quite violently and she lays in her bra with her tits falling out dying for a good couple minutes and then you get to watch her die.

bloody tits on the left

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