This is a video that was made from the new show on ABC Modern Family.  Its friggin hilarious.  The show stars Ed O’Neill (Al Bundy) and Sofia Vergara.  If you check out Hulu you can watch the whole episode.  Its really funny and the song is really catchy.  You’ll see when all the characters on the show start singing it at the end.  I hope this show makes it.  Al Bundy still has good humor and Sofia is just all kinds of hot.

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Cougartown is on right after this show.  If you want to see Courtney Cox running around like an idiot trying to impress guys with her boobs out for 90% of the show, than tune in.  I really don’t think it is that funny.  Modern Family is definitely a better show.  Either way, I am sure ABC has renewed both shows and will keep them on for at least one full season.

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Alex Rodriguez has been on fire since he’s been slamming Kate Hudson.  Maybe she is his Good Fuck Charm.  Rumors have it that she is getting very attached but has maintained her space from him as she knows that A-rod doesn’t like his women too clingy.  Plus Rodriguez just got divorced less than a year ago and I can’t see him looking for anything that serious no matter how nice Kate’s ass is in a red thong. I don’t foresee this really going anywhere and if the Yankees win the World Series I think its going to be bye bye Kate and hello to all the other trim that Alex can handle.  Just as I was typing this, A-Roid cranked another homer to give the Yanks a 5-0 lead.  That’s his 3rd straight playoff game with an HR.  Maybe all I just wrote is wrong and that ass is keeping his bat swinging hard in more ways than one.  Either way Go Yankees!

Wow this is a sight for sore eyes.  Everyone knows how fucked up Bob Saget is, but at least he is funny.  I heard three different stories about this. 1-John was drunk. 2-John was whacked out on sleeping pills. 3-John was drunk and whacked out on sleeping pills.  Be as it may,    John Stamos is still just too good looking.  He can get another supermodel no problem, even though he lost  Rebecca Romijn to Jerry O”Connel.  They are expecting twins.  Maybe they will have two Olsen like twins and in 18 years  they could go and have one big gangbang with drugged up hungover Uncle Jesse.  John’s new squeeze Victoria’s Secret Model Emma Heming can even join the menage  a twins!

So just when you thought that this movie could not possible get any worse, it just has.  That’s all I need to make me absolutely sure that i will not see this upcoming piece of shit.  The first Sex and the City movie was atrocious.  Now they decide that they need a sequel and who but Miley to have a cameo in it.  So now Horseface Sarah Jessica Parker can have company on the set and have a buddy to go shoe shopping with.  If i were you Sarah, I would watch your husband Mr. Bueller because i am sure he may ask you for her autograph. I feel bad for Matthew Broderick if he ever visits the set.  Dork as he is, he would have to spend his day with possible the five most annoying women on the planet.

So Balthazar is next on the long list of guys who have touched that raggedy thing that Lohandjob calls a female sex organ.  Organ, no that thing is more like an entire orchestra its so friggin big, and its probably loud too.   It probably takes instructions from any guy with a swinging wand!!  I bet it makes that squishing sound like when you have wet sneakers, not even when she is walking, just when she is standing still!!   Lindsay was spotted at a club all over Mr. Getty Gas who bought his way into showbiz.  I bet Lohan has to wear this Marily Monroe getup just so Balthazar can get excited and pretend she is Sienna Miller. Matter of fact, he was probably so drunk or whacked out on drugs he thought she was Sienna.  Well best of luck to these two!  I am sure with Getty’s lay off from Brothers and Sisters and Lohan’s massive amount of free time to go to probation they can hang out a lot.  I also heard that Lindsay was going to pose for Playboy for almost a million bucks.  It would probably sell a million copies.  People love looking at that vajayjay that makes the Octomom look tight.  They should have Samantha Ronson in the pictures with her and they can call it “Raggity Clam and Sammi”

Wow, is that a penis in Adam Lambert’s mouth?  No its not!  It’s not a titty, its just a thumb!  They must have paid him big money to do this photo shoot.  That’s the closest he’s been to a naked girl since he last took a piss in the ladies room.  Adam’s new song from the upcoming movie 2012 called “Time For Miracles”  hit the internet today.  I heard it and have to say it is a decent song, better than anything that Kris Allen is going to come out with.  Kris Allen, who is that are you asking?   Oh yeah he won American Idol due to the fact that Adam was gay and Idol didn’t want to have  a  pole smoker be the winner, so they went in cahoots with AT & T and handed out cel phones in Allen’s home town and taught people how to “super text” their votes so that they could insure a heterosexual victory.  Anyway, I think Adam will be bigger than most of the non victors on the show, maybe all except for Daughtry.  I wish him the best of luck and hope his butthole holds up through all of this publicity.

Vince Vaughn is still funny.  He has lost some of his spontaneity but can still deliver those quick witty comments, like when he was in Made.  Ever watch the outtakes of the movie Made?  They are longer than the whole movie and definitely funnier.  I also liked Vince in The Break-Up.  As far as the rest of cast, they provide a few laughs, but I think that Jason Bateman and Kristen Bell’s characters could have been much better.  Jon Favreau and Kristin Davis are good but not great additions to the movie.  Faizon Love makes up a lot of the funny parts in the movie as well.  He was hilarious as Big Worm in Friday also.  The island they film on is absolutely gorgeous and I bet they had a lot of fun filming it.  I think that the movie could’ve had many more laughs if it was Rated “R”.  It was originally supposed to be Rated “R”, but i guess they decided to target a younger audience.  I think that was a mistake.  All in all, it was just what you would expect from this type of  movie, but I think other people gave it such shitty reviews because the cast seemed like it would provide a much better film.  Don’t expect much, and you won’t be disappointed.

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They are back again but this time it’s Rusty’s family with cameos by Clark and Ellen. I wonder if they will get the Rusty from European Vacation who looked like Malachai from Children of the Corn.  Or maybe Ethan Embry as he hasn’t had much work since the wire.  He kinda looks too grungy to be a Griswold now.  I heard that they are leaning toward Ryan Reynolds.

Randy Quaid better hope that bring old Cousin Eddie back because maybe Lampoon will pick up the hotel bill that he his wife skipped out on.  $ 10,000 in a hotel, that’s a lot of Busch Light!

I usually don’t watch movies like this where people are running through the woods to get away from the bad guy, but I gave this one a chance.  I actually liked it and would recommend it to anyone.  It was a solid story and even though it was a remake, still a good flick. Even Lucius from Gladiator is in it.  Spencer Treat Clark is all grown up and looking quite Mongoloid and serial killer-ish.  I actually had a couple Life Goes On flashbacks.

If you like the girl who does the striptease (Martha MacIsaac) from Superbad, well she is in it. If you don’t like her, they stab her quite violently and she lays in her bra with her tits falling out dying for a good couple minutes and then you get to watch her die.

When I heard Tarantino was doing this movie, I was excited.  I thought it was going to be really great.  I hated it with a passion.  Brad Pitt is only in the movie for about 30-40 minutes or it just seemed that way because the friggin subtitles just took forever to get through.  Sure it looked authentic, and the acting was decent, but personally I thought Pitts accent got annoying after a while and I was sick of reading the goddam screen to see what the fuck these krauts were saying. I also thought that the female lead could have been played by an actress who actually known in the states.  Melanie Laurent may be known in other countries, but I thought she was terrible.  I would not recommend this movie to anyone unless you have trouble sleeping.  Its like an Ambien.

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