So is anyone else getting tired of this wench?  She’ll never be Pamela Anderson.  She should really stop trying.  Her tits are good, but thats about it… She plays a good dumb skanky hobag, but that isn’t a far stretch.

So she’s getting naked on The Hills or something like that.. Who really gives a shit?

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And by Thelma and Louise I mean Susan Sarandon’s daughter Eva’s monster funbags.   I think those things have their own zipcode.

Anyway the reason I posted those gazongas on here is she is supposed to be doing some provocative scenes on Californication.  Let’s hope so.  I wanna see those puppies floppin around like David Hasselhoff when he can’t find his bottle.

So lets be honest, If this movie was starring America Horsemouth Ferrera in place of Megan Fox, or a flat chested cutting board like Keira Knightley, I don’t think any guy in his right fucking mind would go see this shit.  Those semi nude pics of Fox with the pasties on her nips coming out of that lake must have been taken by some perv watching the filming because you dont see any full body shots of her… BOOO! I know I probably just ruined the chances of seeing this  movie for a lot of people. 

Anyway, the moview was not scary..   My girlfriend jumped a couple of times, but she gets scared when Ryan Fleachest announces the person getting kicked off Idol.  It had more of a comic twist and made me laugh with most of the more violent scenes.  The acting by Amanda Seyfried’s milkbags was good, but not great.  I am sure a lot of 16 yr old boys will buy the dvd but end up disappointed with the lack of snatch exposure.

So Dirty Sanchez Alba is gonna start garglin  Ben Stiller’s  HannuCOCK and star in Little Fockers..Who’s excited?

Apparently she is going to spice it up as a pharmaceutical sales ho and get Gaylord in a lotta trouble.

Again, who’s excited?  who did she blow to get that role?  I guess De Niro and Stiller ran a train while Ben’s dad sat there with Leah Remini jackin him off.

Or maybe  she got tired of playing a blind girl who regains her site after she wipes the sperm out of her eye. I liked the other 2 Focker movies, but I dont see the need to bring this washed up bag of Tostitos into the picture.

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